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Sunday, 1 February 2009

Why Do Humans Have To Knit Pick?

my female human, knitsomniack, was very angry with me this morning. she constantly nitpicks all the time. she even nitpicks about nitpicking. she says it's 'knit picks' not nitpick. she says 'tuhmaytoe', i say 'toemahtoe'. here's what she had a problem with today:


how was i supposed to know they weren't toothpicks? don't they look like toothpicks? and i had something stuck in my teeth and i couldn't get it out. it was soft, kinda furry, it could have been that stuff she calls 'fibre'. la dee da. normal folk say yarn.

seriously, am i wrong?